- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

America

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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