- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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squash squash who squash my ass

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

scientology.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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