Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

A dyslexic blind man

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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