What's the deal with brown?

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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