In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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