Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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religion

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Jewwy Jewstein

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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