Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the deal with brown?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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