every knight i see an owl at window

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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jwe

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luke moore cant pull it back

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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He walked in a bar

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Anti Joke

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