- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

hey John will you make some copies

good one jess !!

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

more chocolate?

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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