I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Your future.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Jayden Eccles

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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