A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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God. God.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Anti Joke

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