- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Adele walks into the stables

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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