- Anti Joke

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.