- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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