Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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