Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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ugh good riddance

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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