Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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