- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Religion.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

nipple

So I was walking down the road today

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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