Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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womens rights

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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