Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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whats one plus one penis

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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