The Earth is a nice place to live.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Donkey lips

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What do you call a black man? Black

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

dick dick dick... frogs

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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