- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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