- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Guess what. Chicken butt.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Where do you live? In a house

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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