Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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mark lawson likes boys

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How are cars made? By magic.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Testicles.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Bob Saget

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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