What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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