Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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tims sty:)

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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