Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Who wants pizza crusts?

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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