Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

david what a baghead

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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