What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

thumb_up thumb_down -5

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

thumb_up thumb_down -5

pudding

thumb_up thumb_down -5

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

thumb_up thumb_down -5

u suck

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Guess what. Chicken butt.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops