Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

This is not a joke.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Tunechi

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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