A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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