Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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Autism speaks but not really

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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