- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

Why did? Yes

A baby seal walks into a club.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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