- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Keanu Reaves

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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