What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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