- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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