- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Alex Gedrose.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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