What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Racial equality.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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its all aodhan

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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