- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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