A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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Why was the woman?

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Racial equality.

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its all aodhan

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Anti Joke

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