A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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