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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

I just found out i have cancer.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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