One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Needless to say,

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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AIDS

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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