What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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I walk into a bar...

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Top Gear USA

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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i have two hands.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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