- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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