Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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2 + 2 = fish

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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stinky boner

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