- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Brad Fuller!

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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