how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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mark is religion

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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Amazing

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Anti Joke

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