What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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