- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

call me maybe.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Fat people

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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