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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

I died shortly after writing this.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

This is a joke

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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