- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Brad Fuller!

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Misner is a twat.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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