- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Joke.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

the holocaust

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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