Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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You and your parents are going to die today

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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