- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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