- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

What's circular and round A circle

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

whats white and pointless? chalk.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Women outside of the kitchen.

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