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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents