What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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How come anti jokes r funny

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People Order Our Patties

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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