- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

NEVER

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Colby Michael Schluter

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

THE GAME.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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