The jets are a good team..

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Whats worse than a joke? This

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

womens rights

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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