Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Neither have I

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Christianity

A russian gives away vodka.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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