- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

The Christian Bible.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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