- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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a jew walks out of a furnace

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

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