- Anti Joke

Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did? Yes

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette