- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Psychics.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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