- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

oooh look a banshee

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

How high is a Chinaman

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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