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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident