what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Your future.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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