Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Asians

Chuck Norris Dies.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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