What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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