What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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children burning

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Anti Joke

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