What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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