Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Tell you something funny.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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