my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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woman's rights

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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once upon a time, it snowed

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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How come anti jokes r funny

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