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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

whats worse than gill? nothing

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

lol

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

religion

hi will

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Whats wrong with that Nothing

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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