- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

roses are red, violets are blue.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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