Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

whats yellow? lots of things.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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