- Anti Joke

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.